I just got yelled at by an old, fat, red-faced white man in a gigantic SUV (god I love it when the Bob Hope comes to town because, really, there are just not enough rich people in this valley already!) about my Obama bumper sticker. He rolls down - or should I say lifted a finger to push the button down - and yells "How's that hope and change working out for ya?" several times, because I did not respond, until he got his green left arrow and then did his best evil laugh as he drove off. Why are conservatives so mean spirited?
I suppose the best I can hope for is that it bothers him all day that I said nothing. I am being called a stupid twat over a martini right now I imagine.
Possible retorts I thought of after:
"I suppose you're a banker?"
"Watch Fox News much?"
"Guess you got yours!"
"Do you speak Russian?" (I actually almost said this, only to confuse and annoy him all day long, trying to figure out if I was actually Russian or if I was making some commentary)
"How's that SUV working out for you?"
"Why are you talking to me? I am one of the little people you so despise."
I dunno... others? Ideas anyone?
3 comments:
"Shouldn't you be in an airport bathroom practicing your wide-stance???"
"Who left your cage door unlocked?"
Keep working ,great job!
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